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so i was dealing the wheel to a large group of people, all happy, having fun, getting drunk as shit. All of a sudden one of the players, a guy I have never seen before today, puts 100$ on 36.. And it hits, an easy 3500$, cool. he let the 100$ play again on 36, and it hit again so now the guy has 7000$ hasn’t tipped a dime, and is paying to buy back in every one at the table.. good game douche bag.

Here is were it gets funny.
He colored up and cashed out and shortly after he did so did everyone else, everyone but my normal player that comes in almost every day at about 2am and plays till 5 or 6am. She starts talking about how she wishes she had run into that guy on the stripe cause she would have taken him up to his room and robbed him blind. When i asked her for more information about it she started going into detail about how she floats around Las Vegas roulette tables in the major casinos looking for people that are getting drunk with large stacks of chips in front of them she sits down next to them, has pleasant conversation, and proceeds to do everything she can to keep them drinking. then takes them up to their room, and if they’re drunk enough she puts them to bed and takes their takes their money, if not she screws them then takes their money.. Pretty awesome right?

this is why I would never be broke if our a woman. Women have it’s so fucking easy, they can be strippers, whores, poor all-around scandalous ho bags.